🥃Whiskey Frankenstein: OGD114 & Blue Note Juke Joint = "Old Man Blues"

Whiskey Frankenstein: OGD114 & Blue Note Juke Joint mix and tube

I recently have been working my way through a bottle of Blue Note Juke Joint and enjoyed it's fruity profile but have had a tough time killing off the bottle due to a strange botanical off-note in the transition from palate to finish, somewhat reminiscent of vegetable clippings or fermenting tea. As has been my custom, I started absentmindedly dumping a few other bottles on my "death row" into it and a combination with a minority percentage of Old Grand-Dad 114 seemed to be one of the better outcomes. A clear destination in mind, I recreated it in this 75/25 blend. How does it hold up?

Vámonos!

For the uninitiated, Whiskey Frankenstein is the practice of whiskey blending at home to create improved or interesting combos.

🧪Preparation

I blended the two spirits in a 75/25 ratio to arrive at a 50ml sample, majority Blue Note. Final proof should be around 98.25.

Whiskies were measured using a 100ml lab-quality graduated cylinder wielded with questionable skill. Mechanical agitation (stirring/shaking) was applied at the time of blending and prior to consumption. Blend married one week before tasting.

👅The Tasting

Old Grand-Dad helps out on a lot of levels. The bump in proof fleshes out the mouthfeel and its quality seems to round off some of the rough edges in the Blue Note's youngish alcohol and corniness. Granddaddy also ups the rye content a smidge with the impact of some extra spice downing out the botanical funk. I still get a good amount of the red berries from the Blue Note which was one thing I was hoping to preserve.

🏆Verdict

4 - Superior - Another case where I'm very happy with how it turned out. OGD114 may be more of a go-to for me in salvaging fruit-forward but jagged bottles. It's priced around the same or slightly cheaper than Juke Joint and the always dependable Jim Beam juice is able to fill in the former's gaps well.

Now that the hard work is over, time for a real quality PHD (pretty huge drink). Thanks for reading!

💀Scoring Reference

1 - Abysmal - Maybe I'm the monster? This is a war crime.

2 - Inferior - So preoccupied with the knowledge that we could, we didn't stop to think if we should.

3 - Neutral - A simple average of its parts. At least we did no real harm.

4 - Superior - "Jinkies Gang", we might be on to something here. Target whiskey is improved.

5 - Genius - Mad Science does have it's perks; this is a breakthrough. Better than all inputs.

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