🎮 Call of Duty Warzone - The Drinking Game

Four dudes playing call of duty warzone and drinking big beers

Fairly self explanatory per the graphic below. What could be more fun than tossing back a few cold ones with your closest buds while rampaging through one of your favorite video games? Call of Duty Warzone might not have as much nostalgia as it did in the Verdansk days, but it still has some charm. The best part: you'll already be at home when you're done so there's no need to worry about a designated driver! Obligatory plug to know your limits, be legal, and drink responsibly, we don't respawn IRL (yes I know that's a cringe statement - that's the joke).

The rules for a call of duty warzone drinking game infographic

Call of Duty Warzone Drinking Game Prep

To play the game, you'll need the following in addition to an internet connection, gaming device, and Call of Duty:

A Party Sipper of your Choice - I recommend something relatively low ABV. We balanced the rules for a player of moderate ability and a sipper of 4-8% alcohol. Light beer is my go-to here since it has enough lovely hydrating water to soak up any shots. Pick one that comes in a can in case you have to shotgun!
A Couple of Shots - I would pre-pour a couple of shots to have on hand. Again, low ABV which for shots likely means 80 proof. Kirkland Canadian Whiskey, Tito's Vodka, or Lunazul Tequila would be my recommendations. We're not drinking for taste but these are all good for the cheddar.
A LARGE Water - your stomach and head will thank you, Ideally you'll drink a full cup of water for every standard bar drink. Expect to run to the water closet between pretty much every game.
A Full Stomach - Your Dad told you this before your first time out, he was right.

Drinking Game Rules

When the corresponding in-game event happens, you do the thing, simple enough.

Simon Says Drink Water - Every time you go in the water & between every game!

Take a Sip if you:

Get Downed
Get Eliminated
Use a Kill Streak
Open a Legendary Box
Are Bought-Back by Squadmate
Pick up Gulag Token or Automatic Redeploy
Hackusations - You accuse another player of hacking (they probably are, drink your sorrows)
Are the Subject of a Bounty

Finish your Drink if you:

Getting Shot out of the Air
Being Downed by Precision Airstrike / Cluster
Your Squad Gets Wiped
Being Stuck by a Semtex/Thermite
Being Run-Over
You Self-Nade

Take a Shot if you:

Warzone Victory - Hail to the King
Gulag Opponent Escapes via Ascension/Non-Combat
If you get Assassinated
Breaking your Legs 2x - One for Each Leg

Special:

Waterfall - while being revived (excludes Self revive)
Shotgun a Beer - if you get downed by bomb drone, should have packed your bird shot
Mario Kart - No drinking and driving, you must get out to take any required drinks

Warzone Victory Special Rules

For an added twist if you're still the best sweat in the lobby six beers deep, there are optional bonuses based on the warzone victory accolades. In the post-win extraction screen, look up your title and reap the rewards/penalties:

Sniper - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
Commando - All teammates take Sips
Assists - You help your teammates by taking a Sip of your own drink
Scavenger - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
Immortal - You can negate your next shot
Survivor - Chug some water/gatorade/liquid IV
Big Guns - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
Pyro - Shot of fireball
Ghost - You can negate your next shot
Marksman - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
Assassin - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
Supplier - All teammates take a Sip
Team Objective - Whole team takes a Sip (including you)
Money Bags - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
Medic - You help your teammates by taking a Sip of your own drink
Killer - All teammates take Sips equal to how many kills you got
Breacher - Chug your drink
Goat Food - Eat a snack
Interrogator - Also eat a snack
Machinist - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
Scout - choose a teammate to Chug their drink

Credit to my buddy Max for these!

Outro

Best wishes, safe conduct, and happy hunting! The SBMM Gods give their toughest battles to Warzone's drunkest drivers.

a woman who loves call of duty warzone drinking a whiskey

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