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🎮 Call of Duty Warzone - The Drinking Game

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Four dudes playing call of duty warzone and drinking big beers

Fairly self explanatory per the graphic below. What could be more fun than tossing back a few cold ones with your closest buds while rampaging through one of your favorite video games? Call of Duty Warzone might not have as much nostalgia as it did in the Verdansk days, but it still has some charm. The best part: you'll already be at home when you're done so there's no need to worry about a designated driver! Obligatory plug to know your limits, be legal, and drink responsibly, we don't respawn IRL (yes I know that's a cringe statement - that's the joke). 

The rules for a call of duty warzone drinking game infographic

Call of Duty Warzone Drinking Game Prep

To play the game, you'll need the following in addition to an internet connection, gaming device, and Call of Duty:
  1. A Party Sipper of your Choice - I recommend something relatively low ABV. We balanced the rules for a player of moderate ability and a sipper of 4-8% alcohol. Light beer is my go-to here since it has enough lovely hydrating water to soak up any shots. Pick one that comes in a can in case you have to shotgun!
  2. A Couple of Shots - I would pre-pour a couple of shots to have on hand. Again, low ABV which for shots likely means 80 proof. Kirkland Canadian Whiskey, Tito's Vodka, or Lunazul Tequila would be my recommendations. We're not drinking for taste but these are all good for the cheddar.
  3. A LARGE Water - your stomach and head will thank you, Ideally you'll drink a full cup of water for every standard bar drink. Expect to run to the water closet between  pretty much every game.
  4. A Full Stomach - Your Dad told you this before your first time out, he was right. 

Drinking Game Rules

When the corresponding in-game event happens, you do the thing, simple enough.

Simon Says Drink Water - Every time you go in the water & between every game!

Soldier Drinking Whiskey with an American flag in the background
Take a Sip if you:

  • Get Downed
  • Get Eliminated
  • Use a Kill Streak
  • Open a Legendary Box
  • Are Bought-Back by Squadmate 
  • Pick up Gulag Token or Automatic Redeploy
  • Hackusations - You accuse another player of hacking (they probably are, drink your sorrows)
  • Are the Subject of a Bounty

Finish your Drink if you:

  • Getting Shot out of the Air
  • Being Downed by Precision Airstrike / Cluster
  • Your Squad Gets Wiped
  • Being Stuck by a Semtex/Thermite
  • Being Run-Over
  • You Self-Nade

Take a Shot if you:

  • Warzone Victory - Hail to the King
  • Gulag Opponent Escapes via Ascension/Non-Combat
  • If you get Assassinated
  • Breaking your Legs 2x - One for Each Leg

Special:

  • Waterfall - while being revived (excludes Self revive)
  • Shotgun a Beer - if you get downed by bomb drone, should have packed your bird shot
  • Mario Kart - No drinking and driving, you must get out to take any required drinks 
    four dudes eating pizza and playing call of duty warzone while drinking big beers

Warzone Victory Special Rules

For an added twist if you're still the best sweat in the lobby six beers deep, there are optional bonuses based on the warzone victory accolades. In the post-win extraction screen, look up your title and reap the rewards/penalties:
  • Sniper - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
  • Commando - All teammates take Sips
  • Assists - You help your teammates by taking a Sip of your own drink
  • Scavenger - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
  • Immortal - You can negate your next shot
  • Survivor - Chug some water/gatorade/liquid IV
  • Big Guns - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
  • Pyro - Shot of fireball
  • Ghost - You can negate your next shot
  • Marksman - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
  • Assassin - Choose a teammate to Chug their drink
  • Supplier - All teammates take a Sip
  • Team Objective - Whole team takes a Sip (including you)
  • Money Bags - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
  • Medic - You help your teammates by taking a Sip of your own drink
  • Killer - All teammates take Sips equal to how many kills you got
  • Breacher - Chug your drink
  • Goat Food - Eat a snack
  • Interrogator - Also eat a snack
  • Machinist - You open a second drink and all your Sips are doubled until its gone
  • Scout - choose a teammate to Chug their drink
Credit to my buddy Max for these!

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Best wishes, safe conduct, and happy hunting! The SBMM Gods give their toughest battles to Warzone's drunkest drivers.

a woman who loves call of duty warzone drinking a whiskey


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