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🔌Review - Monster Energy Zero Sugar

Monster Energy Zero Sugar

Designed to mimic the same signature taste as the original, Monster Zero Sugar, introduced in 2012, is to Monster Energy as Coke is to Coke Zero. I'm a bit confused as Monster Energy lo-carb, which I love, already attempts to do that for a handful more calories (30), so you only net 20 less by choosing this can. Interestingly, only regular Monster, this can, and Ultra Zero (white Monster) were eligible for the Call of Duty promotion this year, so I figured I'd pick up a few to try. The only real difference in ingredients is the absence of glucose (sugar - 5g in Lo-Carb, Zero Sugar instead adds Erythritol) though both contain the artificial Sucralose & Acesulfame K in differing extents. You'll find the standard Monster Energy blend under both tabs. 

✨Calories: 10, 16oz. can

🍵Caffeine: 160mg (20 more than Lo-Carb's 140)

👅Flavor: Definitely delivers on the standard monster profile which is a sweet and salty citrus. I get lime, lemon, and a minor chaser of tangerine. Mouthfeel is less full than both Original and Lo-Carb and I do get more of an artificial sweetener aftertaste. 

🏆Rating: 3 - Serviceable - While Monster almost always puts out a workable product, I'm not sure why I'd pick this one. I'd take the extra 20 calories and go Lo-Carb or step over the White Monster Ultra to match the calories, albeit with more bubbles and tangerine in the mix. I think it is deliberately designed to be less syrupy textured than the original, though I miss the fullness that came with it.

⚖️Scale:

1 | Bad | Don't Drink it | I Wouldn't Drink it

2 | Poor | I would drink it if there was nothing else or it was free

3 | Good | Serviceable | Buy it on sale

4 | Great | A Cut Above | White Monster | Buy at full price

5 | Excellent | Standout in the Category | Pay venue prices

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