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☕Review - Califia Farms Cold Brew - Blonde Roast

Califia Farms Cold Brew - Blonde Roast Black Coffee with mug on counter

A ready-to-drink cold brew black coffee, this Blonde Roast from Califia Farms is readily available in most national grocery chains. Califia is named after its California home and is best known for its wide-hipped and curvy bottle shape. They are a eco-centric firm with values like contributing to resilient agriculture, climate, and circular economy - all through a plant-based food lens. 

🌍Origin: Undisclosed - 100% Arabica, at this time Califia sources from Central/South America exclusively. Rainforest Alliance Certified. 

🔥Roast Level: Light (Blonde)

🧪Brew Method: Immersion Cold Brew

👃Nose: Softly sweet, some tangerine or citrus fruit, warm cereal

👅Flavor: Very mixed nut, traditional coffee roast, on the lighter end of body for a cold brew. There is a brief flash of bright berry, blueberries to my taste, in transition to a short finish. Little to no bite as one would expect with cold brew.

🏆 Score:  2.75/5 -  Fair & Clean - There are some fruited notes in the mix which is a great testament to the lighter roast, and it drinks evenly as cold brew should. That being said, this is likely mixer tier cold brew and you won't get any of the citrus or berry after the addition of your milk analog of choice. 

💵Would buy again? Sure, if its on sale and a reasonably cheap option compared to alternatives. For the cost of premade cold-brew, I'm usually looking elsewhere.

⚖️Scale:

1 | Bad | Don't Drink it | I Wouldn't Drink it
2 | Poor | I would drink it if there was nothing else or it was free
3 | Good | Serviceable | Like it  | Grab it on sale
4 | Great | A Cut Above | Love it | Buy at full price
5 | Excellent | Standout in the Category | A Favorite | Pay venue prices

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