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☕Review - La Colombe - Mocha Draft Latte

La Colombe - Mocha Draft Latte

Another solid ready-to-drink canned latte from Philadelphia coffee institution, La Colombe, Mocha offers a sweet cold brew experience in a convenient package with a chocolate flair. La Colombe uses a in-can oxygen barrier to keep it fresh and Nitrous Oxide to help create a micro-foam head and silky texture. Marketed as a cleaner alternative to typical bottled coffee drinks, it has a simple ingredient list and uses sugar instead of corn syrup and Alkalized (Dutched) Cocoa to provide the mocha chocolate flavor at around a third of the added sugar of the average RTD coffee. There is also added lactase to make it easier to digest for those with sensitivities to lactose (more recent iterations have gone lactose free). It comes in both 11oz. and 9oz. iterations both floating around $3-4. Note that La Colombe is rolling our a new package and allegedly new recipe for Mocha; this is the old version widely available in 2025/early 2026. 

🌍Origin: Unknown, a blend that likely drifts over time

🔥Roast Level: Espresso Roast. 

🧪Brew Method: Cold-Pressed Espresso - The coffee is steeped as a cold brew (often overnight in oxygen-free stainless steel tanks) and then "cold-pressed" to create a highly concentrated espresso base, yielding a smoother, lower-acid profile than traditional heat-extracted espresso.

👅Experience: Creamy and indulgent with Swiss chocolate waves. It's not overpoweringly sweet and there is still discernable coffee influence. There is an additional blast of sweetness before the finish that resets the palate in an interesting way.

🏆 Score:  4/5 - Very Good - While I'm usually partial to vanilla, in this case the mocha outperforms.  La Colombe's Mocha Draft Latte is decadent without being sickeningly sugary and brings coco and coffee to the table well.

💵Would buy again? Sure, though I tend to shop these on sale in spite of the quality.

⚖️Scale:

1 | Bad | Don't Drink it | I Wouldn't Drink it
2 | Poor | I would drink it if there was nothing else or it was free
3 | Good | Serviceable | Like it  | Grab it on sale
4 | Great | A Cut Above | Love it | Buy at full price
5 | Excellent | Standout in the Category | A Favorite | Pay venue prices

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